just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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