I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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