You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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