Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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