**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
there is glitter all over my balls
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