i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Text me some of your sweat
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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