she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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