i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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