I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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