Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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