Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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