Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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