If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
