Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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