OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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