party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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