Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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