My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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