those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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