I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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