No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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