everyone is single if you try hard enough
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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