...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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