I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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