if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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