This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It all started with a game of naked twister.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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