I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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