I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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