well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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