i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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