Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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