How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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