**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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