i just had sex bonerless
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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