Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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