You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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