She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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