I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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