I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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