This girl is more easily done than said...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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