corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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