I can tuck mytits in my pants
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Actions speak louder than pants.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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