What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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