Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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