I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my being single is dangerous.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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