Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she pinky promised me she was 18
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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