Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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