love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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