Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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