Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I cannot find my penis.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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