i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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