I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
